let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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