i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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