I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
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