LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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