And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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