ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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