Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
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