thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
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