what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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