Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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