I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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