This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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