508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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