She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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