We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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