HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
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