I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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