AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
We are two peas in an std pod
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
My orgasm happened in two different decades
Randomize
