god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
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