I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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