check it out our google latitudes are spooning
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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