just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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