I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Houston, we have a squirter
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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