Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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