Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
porn star boner night. come get it.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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