It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
Its about making memories worth repressing
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
He's a Shit stain on my heart
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Randomize
