my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
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