When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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