why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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