im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
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