Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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