problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I enjoy the company of your penis
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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