I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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