Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
she pinky promised me she was 18
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
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