I understand Curling. That high.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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