I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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