Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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