He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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