that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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