I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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