sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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