we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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