Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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