Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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