I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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