Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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