anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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