I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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