You're completely useless in the revolution.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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