I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
birth control should be required to get into college
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
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